“this is neethu, my cousin and she or he’s here for the summer season vacations!” announced leela preserving tightly the palms of a very quite lady. I used to be dumbstruck, lost for phrases. I could not even wave a “hello”. For the record, i have never been infatuated just after one glance at a female, however i bet i needed to run into one such woman in my existence- that after all abides with the aid of the rule of chance and the law of averages.
“that is veeru and also you be accurate to him,” leela stated to neethu, “coz he’s my boy buddy!”
Veeru laughed nervously. He did not like the time period “boy friend”. Even after a yr of listening to that dreaded phrase inside the excessive-pitched voice of leela, he gotten smaller like a child mouse who had just heard a menacing “meow” from a ferocious cat for the first time in its lifestyles.
“and that is guru…” she said, pointing at me, “he’s quite harmless!”
Leela started guffawing hysterically. Unfortunately so did veeru. I had to be part of them of their laughter- my snicker become a whole lot worse than veeru’s while he hears “boy friend” from leela.
“i am simply teasing,” persisted leela, “guru’s an incredibly smart man and he has many bizarre theories and has pretty a exceptional take on life! He is a creator too!”
“clearly?” asked neethu looking at me, as though she didn’t consider what leela had just stated.
“properly guru, now you can bore this rather quite woman over here with your theories, me and veeru have matters to speak approximately on that rock over there,” leela said, pointing a long way far from the tree where we have been sitting under, “so behave! If neethu cries or shouts for help, we’ll come going for walks over here and could in no way introduce you to “some other” women, even the uglier ones!”
I smiled awkwardly. Here i used to be given a danger to sit down on my own atop the beautiful chamundi hills with an even more lovely girl, and i used to be feeling depressing! Why was that?
Soon the glad couple left us giving me simplest her call to begin a verbal exchange. How i wish i knew greater about her!
“they without a doubt left us alone here with every different, huh?” i started out. I was no longer going get tongue-tied! I am not that susceptible to get hopelessly lost and act stupid in the enterprise of a pretty lady, even though this woman could be the prettiest lady i might ever been alone with or ever will inside the destiny!
“leela has changed quite loads from the final time i noticed her,” said neethu slowly, “she left me here by myself with a boy who might make me cry or make me shout for help… She said so herself and but, she left…”
I looked at her for a while, seeking to discern out what precisely became going via her head. I realized soon that she changed into absolutely concerned about being alone with me.
“oh possibly she was thinking about my welfare, for my osmosis” i stated smiling.
“what? On your osmosis?” she requested with a perplexed look on her quite face. Oh she changed into quite. Now i knew why keats said, “a issue of beauty is a joy for all time”
“sure osmosis!” i declared.
She still didn’t recognize. I expected that she wouldn’t understand, however i pretended otherwise. You spot, osmosis is my trademark icebreaker with women. Irrespective of who that female is, osmosis continually, i imply, constantly worked- and that woman might usually smile after the rationale.
“you spot this photo of mine?” i stated displaying her a toddler photograph of mine where i looked hideous, i used to be one of these unpleasant toddlers, you pay attention approximately now after which, “you notice i am unsightly, but now that you were here for a while with me, i appearance good-looking coz of osmosis!”
“huh? I nevertheless do not get it… I recognize that osmosis is a method where matters inside the vicinity of better awareness move to the location of lower awareness… Like in that potato and sugar-water experiment”
“precisely! And beauty is flowing from you to me” i said beaming like an fool.
She looked at me for a few seconds and commenced giggling.
“this is an excellent one” she said.
“ah it’ no longer a funny story, that is a natural process this is been demonstrated beyond doubt…”
“so that you mean to mention, even as you have become greater good-looking, i am getting uglier, right now as we communicate?” she stated accusingly.
“however what are a few drops for an ocean, huh?” i said.
“then your stupidity is flowing into me as properly?” she said with a smarty-pants appearance.
“it does not work like that- you notice, you are packed with a lot excessive first-class splendor, stupidity has no place to flow to, …”
“oh my god! You’re this sort of large flirt!” she stated, with a grin, “is this the way you talk with all women? Do you constantly communicate about osmosis with them?”
“i’m no longer a flirt” i said. I lied. I used to be the most important flirt i knew. “osmosis is something i made up just now, to cheer you up; you inspired me to invent osmosis!”
She looked at me with the most incredible appearance she had given me to this point.
“oh you are proper!” she said, “you are a flirt and a liar!”
I acted as if i was harm. I do have an amazing number of expressions in my armor- i was a natural trickster.
“permit’s expect that i am a flirt, who i am no longer,” i said, “i flirted to make you smile, to make you feel higher, however you, however are calling me a liar, to my face Apology Letter to mom. I suggest, we just met!”
“you drama queen, leela told me about osmosis,” she said giggling, “however she didn’t inform me what it was, she said i would find out from you within 3 minutes of being with you!”
“guilty as charged! I am a flirt, grasp me!” stated i. I too joined in her laughter.
“you blackmail bad ladies with such lines, no wonder leela warned you approximately no longer to make me cry or make me shout for assist!”
“leela changed into simply telling that to scare you.” i stated, “i in no way made any girl cry- oh wait, except for that one lady lower back in high college, oh and that female from movies, even her buddies, they cried too, then there was this lecturer, then i guess you could additionally depend that four-year-antique female whose cheeks i pinched, then…”
“oh prevent it, please, you’re gonna make me cry!” neethu said getting indignant.
I ought to sense it in my nerves; she become one-of-a-kind from the rest of the ladies.
“how can you flirt with women using some thing like osmosis, i imply does it work? Do they like pass nuts and want up to now you or some thing after that stupid osmosis line?”